Gary Sanchez Says If He Hits a Walk Off Homer To Go To The World Series You Can Rip Off His Pants And Anything Else
Hell yeah! We talking dongs? We getting kinky to kick off Spring Training? I've got to say I woke up this morning feel so pumped for pitchers and catchers reporting to Tampa, but I didn't think we'd get Gary Sanchez talking about taking off his pants. I mean that's one of the best baseball quotes I've ever heard. So out of left field, but I love it. Fuck you Altuve. I'm excited for all the Astros digs we're going to get over the next month.
Mark my words I will hold Gary Sanchez to that promise in October. We need naked Gary. The world needs naked Gary. To be honest if the Yankees go to the World Series on a walk off homer I'll probably be joining him. I'll lose all control of my body if that happens.
Also can we talk about how skinny Gary looks? I mean he might weigh less than Carrabis at this point. Going to be tough calling him fat moving forward, Jared.
By the way....Gerrit Cole is a New York Yankee. Get used to it.